Czar Vladimir, leader of the Red Meanies, is enjoying a shirtless ride alone in the forest on his horse named after him. Across the forest, a coven of Babkrainian witches, wearing day-glo ski masks and prosthetic tubular appendages extending from thier bellies, are summoning the family of witches known as the Baba Yaga.

The Baba Yaga are three sisters: Yesterday the eldest, Today the middle, and Tamara, aka Ripper, the youngest and most dangerous of the three. They live in a mystical house whats foundation rests on the legs of American athletes who were arrested and disappeared. They are notorious for feeding on children and can smell a child from a great distance when their hunger is aroused or called upon by mortals seeking their service.

Vladimir has dismounted his horse and is sitting against a tree, playing with his teddy bear and drawing on its face with a green marker. He hears a noise and looks up to see the Baba Yaga standing over him, Yesterday inspecting the moisture in his pants, Today holding a giant mortar bowl, and Tamara holding a giant pestle covered in her drool.

Vladimir panics and throws the teddy bear at them as he jumps on his horse and hies to safety. The sisters board the giant mortar which becomes airborne and chases him. They begin to gain on him when they are knocked out of orbit by a flying carpet manned by a portly androgyne wearing their hair tied back in a short ponytail. It is Vladmimir's Sea Gal, his secret lover, who then flies over his horse and lifts him onto the carpet just as the sisters resume thier pace and catch up, all three of them grabbing at the horse's tail as it veers off into a densely wooded area, leaving them with fistfuls of horse hair.