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A Russian Vulvectomy: II. 137 Ungrateful Descendants

from A Russian Vulvectomy by J. M. Smig

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The dancing stops as all turn to the horizon to see the Army of the Red Meanies slowly advancing. Despite the name, only the ranking officers wear uniforms accented in red, their caps adorned with the visages of dead leaders representative of old ways that they want to revive. Enlisted men wear uniforms accented with an antiseptic green and helmets with face masks simulating the appearance of bears. Hovering above the army is a new weapon, Code Name: Stivko-Berko aka The Flying Horse, a large drone in the form of a horse, one ear slightly bent out to act as an aerial.

Traditional warfare commences with traditional weaponry and methods. The Stivko-Berko soars across the length of the melee, a spray gun between its simulated hindquarters dousing the battlefield with a brilliant green liquid that stains the faces of the Babkrainian fighters who manage to retreat fighting to a temporary underground shelter that echoes with the deafening sound of tanks advancing over the fresh ruins, their treads clogged with the crushed corpses of children who couldn't run fast enough.

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from A Russian Vulvectomy, released November 11, 2023

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J. M. Smig Salem, Massachusetts

The musical equivalent of the guy at the party who offends everyone by mooning the camera (but guess what everyone does to the camera minutes later), Smig is the Witch City's composer laureate (not a difficult achievement, in all honesty).

"[C]ontemporary music for the bizarre at heart...[His] electronica and classical works operate in a style unlike any other."
(Electronic Musician newsletter)
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