Dirty Towels ("2​-​sided" single)

by J. M. Smig



Music from an abandoned sci-fi/fantasy opera about stolen laundry contaminated with mutant DNA.

In the first movement, a crack whore steals the deacon's dirty towels at the laundromat. Unbeknownst to her, the towels have absorbed the essence of a succubus who seduced the deacon in a club. In the second movement, as the crack whore sleeps, the towel, magically animated by the combined essence of deacon and demon, performs a dance before wrapping around her head and suffocating her until her heart stops beating.

Music and storyline originally composed and published on the internet in 2000, revised 2015. The Towelie episode of South Park first aired in 2001.

These tracks are also available on "Chamber Music In The New World".
Sheet music available at jmsmig.musicaneo.com.


released April 11, 2015

©2015 JMS, Sophisticated Schizophrenic.



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J. M. Smig Salem, Massachusetts

Lounge music from the Vatican gay bar.

JMS' first solo release, "Music For Sophisticated Schizophrenics" was a noted pick by Electronic Musician Magazine.

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